It’s Martha Stewart‘s Birthday, and I’m loving how her demeanor has changed since she’s been hanging out with Snoop Dogg.
With Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party, the pair have become a great set up of both comedy and cooking, but the comedy is at it’s best when Martha starts wildin’ out.
Here are some of our favorite Martha moments that will have you in stitches.
“I fed it some Vodka and cut off his head.”
Martha, you’re a savage!
“And by the way, Unagi is an aphrodisiac.”
When making sushi, Martha throws in an interesting fact about eel.
“A little flaccid, don’t you think?”
Robin Thicke, DJ Khaled, Snoop and Martha try people’s best munchie suggestions from Twitter. Martha isn’t a huge fan of the Maple Syrup and Potato Chips which are sort of soggy.
“What size is your boat?
Rick Ross on this show is amazing because he gets all handsy with Martha and keeps hitting on her. Well, she makes a comment about how all of her husbands were probably richer than Ross, and when he tries to schmooze her out, she says very provocatively, “What size is your boat?” With Rick behind her rubbing her neck, he says “Which one?” Ashley Graham and Snoop are screaming with laughter.
“I was afraid you were going to come between your dough.”
This one’s a little X-Rated! Snoop Dogg gets dirty with his pizza dough, so much so that 50 Cent gets really uncomfortable. “I thought we was…” And Martha cuts him to the quick and tells Snoop “That’s enough,” and Snoop says “Martha don’t come between me and my dough,” she has a very dirty and hilarious reply.
In short, Snoop Dogg has made our kitchen queen and birthday girl Martha Stewart a freeeeaaaak!
Amy Cooper is the type of journalist that when asked “What do you bring to the table,” she replies “I am the table.