In preparation for Father’s Day this Sunday, I wanted to make sure my fellow dads were ready for any of the countless situations that could arise while spending time with their kids.

For those of you planning on taking the family on a road trip you’ll need more to entertain the troops than a rousing rendition of TLC‘s ‘Waterfalls’ to pass the time.

And believe me, the last thing you want to do is spend another hour playing the ‘license plate’ game so my suggestion to you fellas is to arm yourselves with an arsenal of comedic material. Yes, I’m talking dad jokes.

As you can see by the huge smiles on Synthia’s and Matt’s faces, my kids love my dad jokes and with the right puns, you’ll arrive at your destination before you even know it.

Picazzo with son and daughter in car

Even if your Father’s Day plans don’t involve driving anywhere, don’t that think you’re off the hook. There have been plenty of backyard incidences where guys have been blindsided while working the BBQ.

Kids popping up out of nowhere unexpectedly with that dreaded request, “tell us a joke dad” and they’re unprepared. I’ve seen it happen first hand to good men. Seasoned dads who should know better but were so distracted by the sizzle of the steaks that they disappointed their own children.

This is your year to go from zero to hero with your kids thanks to these 10 great dad jokes. The only downside is that they’ll probably keep coming back for more so my advice is to get your hands on some great ‘Dad Jokes’ books like “Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest, Corniest Joke Book Ever!” from Highlights, the #1 most-read children’s magazine in the country.

For a mixture of kid-friendly and adult ‘dad jokes’ you can follow funny Instagram accounts like @AllDefDadJokes and @Dadsaysjokes for daily material. Have a great laugh and ‘Happy Father’s Day’!

  • Dad Joke #1

    “A detective showed up to my house and asked where I was between 5 & 6. I told him in kindergarten.” – Dadsaysjokes

  • Dad Joke #2

    “I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.” – Dadsaysjokes

  • Dad Joke #3

    “How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints.” – Men’s Health

  • Dad Joke #4

    “How do cows stay up-to-date? They read the Moo-spaper.” – Men’s Health

  • Dad Joke #5

  • Dad Joke #6

  • Dad Joke #7

    “How do mermaids wash their fins? With Tide.” – NadyaByznezz

  • Dad Joke #8

  • Dad Joke #9

    “Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.” – General Cattis

  • Dad Joke #10

    “Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a whole ball of yarn? It had mittens.” – General Cattis

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