Bidet Company Wants To Pay Someone $10K To Talk About Their Poop
If you enjoy discussing your bowel movements and are looking to supplement your income, we have the perfect job. Tushy, a bidet company, is looking for someone to use their product and document it.
As their website states, “TUSHY is looking for our first VP of Fecal Matters to ASSist in the day to day op-poo-rations of our #Bidet2020 campaign. With guidance from our Chief Pooping Officer, Dr. Mark Hyman, our new VP of Fecal Matters will be testing and studying their own pooping habits and documenting it via TUSHY’s social media.”
The “fart-time” contract role lasts for three months and pays $10,000.
Some requirements for the gig include:
Dedicating 30-60 minutes per day to document your experience (depending on how many times you….go)
Have 21-121 years of pooping experience
Have poop-related communication skills
Have knowledge of the Bristol Stool Chart
Feeling comfortable discussing what happens in the bathroom
Installing the TUSHY bidet on a standard toilet
Some of the job functions for the VP of Fecal Matters include documenting daily bowel movements, interviewing others about pooping habits, and “pro-deucing” content for social media.
If this job interested you, you must act quickly: Tushy is only excepting applications through July 10 (Friday). Apply on the Tushy website.
